If there is one person that really deserves some space in this blog...it's gonna be MGK(the ultimate). Everyday when people look into the custom messages of others in their gtalk, they will find one custom message standing out from the rest. And that is, you guessed it right, the one which MGK puts up!
The most amazing(in other blogs=ridiculous) thing about him is that he actually documents his custom messages. Here is the list of custom messages he used till now!
The following is written by him:-
4
54
154
2154
12154
212154
9212154
99212154
799212154
Guess next no??
ANS) 9 bcoz its my phone no:
) Week
Sunday - 1
Monday - 2
Tuesday - 3
Wednesday - 4
Thursday - 5
Friday - 6
Saturday - 0
b) Month
jan - 1 july - 0
feb - 4 Aug - 3
Mar - 4 Sep - 6
Apr - 0 Oct - 1
May - 2 Nov - 4
june - 5 Dec – 6
1 4 4 0 2 5 0 3 6 1 4 _
find next no?????
hint: don’t b 2 logical!!!!!
38 converted to 43
(bcoz 1st year 38 units , 2nd year 43 units dn by me)
http://www.puzz.com/numbers.html
http://www.contestcen.com/series.htm
http://richardbowles.tripod.com/maths/numseries/numseries.htm
Anasuya
WEDS
Krishna
Venue: Audi,
Day: 29&30.
Marriage Head: Andhra samathi.
Party venue : KG mess.
Guests: bhoomika , raviteja .
All are allowed (wedding card not necessarily)
IS TEST2 good for scoring?
A] NO, No, no, no, no, no, U cannot tell this to me .
No no no no
ONE IMP note due to some technical problems the date printed is wrong ,correct date is 28 &30 .so make a note of it.
http://www.morewords.com/ends-with/ted/
I acquainTED with a guy , who was daunTED , addicTED & interesTED in experiments.. His dedicaTED ,anticipaTED behaviour alerTED me to assist in his complicaTED exp. He communicaTED ,consulTED many & collecTED,correlaTED information but finally failed & was fainTED.
BY THE WAY , HAVE U MET TED??
B COOL
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The first thing I want to say is to enjoy and there is no second thing
Find next no. in series
3 5 2 9 4 1 1 ?
Ans) 7 SEQ.obtained on doing 6/17
E UGADI nadu andaram telugu lo ne matladadham.
Sahayam kosam vadandi
http://www.aksharamala.com/telugu/e2t/search.php
( English nundi telugu marche nighantuvu)
ఈ వేళ అందరు
ఏ ఉగాధి వేళ అందరు తెలుగు లొనె మాటలాదామ్. సహయమ్ కొరకు http://www.aksharamala.com/telugu/e2t/search.php
(ఆమ్గ్లము నుంఛి తెలుగు కి మర్ఛె నిఘంటువు)
http://www.higopi.com/ucedit/Telugu.html (english to telugu convertor)
AMMA
NANNA
CHENNAI LO PS
[HERO : ME ,
HEROINE: not yet decided ,
Shooting : Mainly in Chennai ,
Schedule : around 45 days ,
Budget :around 10000 RS ]
Audio release :14 th april
Mathematics at fd2 (disco)
Physics at fd3 (gen phy)
Chemistry at fd3 (gen che)
Biology (Natural Science ie) NS at fd3
PS at Chennai (laser soft) (not Physical science)
Sparklingly ...
Sparkingly ...
Sparingly ...(carefully)
Springly ...
Springy ...( Rebounds readily)
Spring ...
Sprig ...( ornament)
Prig ...( arrogant person)
Pig ...
Pi ...( employed as a detective)
I ...
38 converted to 43 (19+19 of 1st year , 21+22 units of 2nd year)
If ny1 wants Report`s(REPRI`s) introduction (Introsys), then I will manage (POM) and tell Flexibly (FMS) , socially(DYSOC) abt it using digital analysis(Digi mupi) . Later we both will go to DISCO.
REPRI Means
R – reading
E- estimating
P- passing the info.
R- reporting
I-inspection for getting a good report
Psycho warden ,
Silent student ,
Patient chowkii ,
Innocent T wing ,
Negligent staff members ,
Makes …………….
[Ashish Nehra( April 29 ) – Dinesh Mongia (April17 ) +1 week(7days )] == this day =snehil`s b`day. Happy b`day ra snehil
Buss – .a no^2obs ,
Bhar – ga*mer ,
Pra – feel lonely s1 accompany me ,
Ala– class ki time avthundhi mirror ivvu ,
Mihr – mataki counter meku ,
Raj – pro anukuntadu ,
Sin- chinna tapas ki sound akkuva ,
mog- noobs r kikd wihout mrcy ,
vin- makeup for compri????
Moh- join hub for sharing ****
Rankings given fr albums r
Hard Rock : 1) Chimaira
2) System of a down ( soad)
3)Lamb of god
4) Mudvayne
5) Rammstein
Rock : 1)Disturbed
2) Marilyn manson
3) evanescence
4) Linkin park
5) Papa roach
6) Limp Bizkit
Pop n hip hop : 1) Kelly Clarkson
2) Kylie Monigue
3)Britney
4) Eminem
5)Shakira
6) Avril Lagivne
By me
(ny1 wants songs or vsongs of these just buzz me )
Comparision with hero`s of .a
Buss – naix (walking style) ,
Bhar – bhartrum ,
Pra – magina (stylish) ,
Ala – ny intel hero with no powers ,
Mhr – pudge ( least agil , slow) ,
Vin – Morphling(changes rapidly) ,
Ra – Balanar ( morning calm , but night strengthy) ,
Mogg –Ominight (hair style),
Sin- traxex (makes others to slow down) ,
ME - ANIL ( lina^-1 == anil ,reversing)
We are leaders ,motivators and the best guiders . we always be in front and direct other ppl . so we choosen front wing.
W8ng fr my custom messg
Name an Indian actress described in POM text book ??
a) Mallika sherawath
b) Katrina
c) Amisha patel
d) Priyanka
e) kajol
f) none of the above
hint : related to ala ……………………….
for further reference plzz see POM text book by robbins and coulter
DISCO means
D – Dirty
I-Idiotic
S-Stupid
CO-course .
Giving marks only for answers but not procedures
Name an Indian actress described in POM text book ??( hint : related to ala …)
A) b –katrina . see pg 529 of pom text book for it . ……….
(PREROGATIVE)
Everybody's talkin' all this stuff about me
Why don't they just let me live?
I don't need permission
Make my own decisions
That's my PREROGATIVE
BREAK EVEN , broke even my heart
(break evem analysis )
Memu Velladhi PS,
Adadhi CS,
thinedhi chipS,
chusadhi movieS,
company lo chesadhi pedda FUSS,
but wat we all hate MESS.
Why the goat screams may may always??
A) bcoz it is hinting bitsians to goat(ghoat) in may for compri
>BUG ante...
>*Aparichithudu*
>*Oka line lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - kadu*
>*5 lines lo 5 bugs vunte thappa - china thappu *
>*5 programs lo 5 lines lo 5 bugs Vunte thappu kada - pedda thappe.*
>Prabhas
>'Smile Smile Smile
>Ee Prapancham entho peddadi,
>Andhulo ee software entho chinnadhi,
>Andhulo ee bug chala chala chinnadhi,
>so don't bother about it,
>Smile Smile Smile'.
>Mahesh Babu
>'Bug ni chudalanukovacchu - Tappu ledu
>Rectify Cheyyalanukovaddu - Chacchi Pothav'
>Nenu entha chetta tester no naake teliyadu!!
>Chiru:::::
>'Idhigidhigo bossu .... Maree antha speed aiypomaaku story maaripoddhi...
>As Tagore
>Mana program lo mottam 2500 lines vunnayi
>Andulo 1250 bugs vunnayi
>Andulo 750 Runtime bugs ithey migilinavi, 500 bugs
>compile time bugs.
>Mana programlo ekkada choosinaa ..BUG!..BUG!..BUG!...ila prathi line lo inni
>BUGS vunte program ela execute cheyyali Sir!!..inni bugs choosi visugu
>chendaanu,elagainaaa BUGS rectify cheyyalanukunnanu.....anduke ABF(Anti
>Bugs Force) ane software tayyaru chesaanu...!..BUGS nu rectify
>chesaanu!....Nenu chesindhi tappani anipisthe naaku appraisals
>ivvakkarledu, hikes ivvakkarledu...assalu SALARY ne ivvaddu SIR!!!
>Project Manager: Andaru TESTERlu company lo pudataaru..kaani Nuvvu janam lo nunchi
>puttina TESTER vayya..!!
>
>NBK:::
>Nee bugs lo dammenta, nee Code lo pavarenta...
>Nenu talachukunte kantichooputo bugs ni Srushtistaa
>Nee program open chesaa...Andulo BUG petta..!
>Nuvvu nijam gaa TESTER aithe ,Niyyabba nuvvu chadivindhi testing concepts
>ee aithe....BUG kanukkora chooddam! !!
>NTR
>EE baggulu mottamodata create chesindhi maa taata.....program lo pettindhi
>maa taata...vaatitho nuvvendhiraa nannu peekedhi!!
>Nag
>'Oye yetthi kottanante yetlo padadame kadu Surru summaipodhi, Bug Big
>ayipodhi!!.
>Venkatesh
>'Ayyo Ayyo Ayyayyo
>Any Language
>Any Compiler
>Any no of Bugs
>Single Hand -> Ganesh'
>Legebrity-Mohan Babu:
>The relationship between tester and BUG is like a fish and water ,but not
>fish and fisherman..!!.....eppudo chinnappudu chaduvukunna chaduvu grammer
>tappulu vunte manninchu....assalu arthame tappanukunte kshaminchu!!
>Pity Star (UdayKiran)
>'Chi Chi mee peddolunnarey, Coffee aani, Tea
>aani, Meetings aani, Savalaksha Karanalu cheppi ma time waste chestaru.
>Repu udayam padakondu gantalaki ee bug ni solve chesi ma youth power ento
>chupista'
>
>Now suddenly PowerStar will enter and say :-
>'Matter chusthe chinna area, dheentlo pedda chikkulu, Andukey
>chepthunnanu my dear friend's TESTING -GISTING ane tokkalo panulu
>pettukuvaddu!!
jeevita kutta kadara babu...ni ayya
If you can't make your mind up . we'll never get started and i don't want to wind up, being parted broken-hearted
so if you really love me , say yes
and please don't tell me , PERHAPS PERHAPS PERHAPS
Compre means----
Com – come & bcome
Pre – prey fr xams
My first successfully completed serial == Coupling
Is kpk`s 2nd nightout in this sem fr repri successful???????
Pilani (rajasthan royals) & Chennai(super kings) (PS) fought for me ,finally pilani wins in last ball (IPL) and made me to come here .
Int runs =0;
While ( runs != 77)
{
If (batsman == sachin)
{ runs = innings ;
Runs ++ ;
}
}
Printf (“%d“, innings ) ; / * then sachin will be top scorer in tests in that many innings */
Doll-dagga buzz-buzz ziggety-zag,
Godmod grotesque burlesque drag,
Doll-dagga buzz-buzz ziggety-zag,
Godmod grotesque burlesque drag,
(Dagga = plant that can be smoked , burlesque = parody , mod = style )
Oo ALA ,I roju YELA , zaraganundhi ne KALA , kani BIRTH DAY , i anandha samayam lo ALAbama(state) loni ALAcarte (restaurent ) ki veltham ALAGAYna....
OS,DS cheyyalanna ase(wish) ledhu ; uk , us vellalanna korika ledhu ; mess lo kurchuni thenalanna idea ledhu ; happy ga life antha gadapadanike . koncham dil unte chalu ; koncham thrill unte chalu ..........
I(c****u) got ‘S’ , ‘C’ and i got ‘E’ too , but the only thing that is missing is “U” (for “SUCCESS”) . So guide US.
Man who live in glass house need
to change clothes in basement
Ability is what you are able to do,
motivation determines what
you do, attitude decides how
well you do it
An apple a day keeps the doctor
away. Remember that the next
time you can’t get an appointment
As long as your mistakes are new
ones you can argue that you are
making progress.
Experience is something you get
just after you need it.
Experience is a comb.
nature gives to men
when they are bald
If we cannot get what
we like, let us like
what we get.
When the mouse laughs at the cat,
there is a hole nearby
Only a lawyer’s fee and a prostitute’s
wages are paid in advance
Politicians are like
diapers and need to
be changed for
the same reason.
Multi-tasking: the art
of screwing up
everything all
at once.
A wolf might lose his teeth but
not his character
The man who views the world at
50 the same as he did at 20 has
wasted 30 years of his life.
If you want to die young, make
your doctor your heir.
Before you criticize someone,
walk a mile in their shoes.
(Then when you do criticize them,
you’re a mile away and you
have their shoes.)
Minds are like
parachutes: they only
work when open
All things come to those
who wait . . . but the best things
will be taken by those who
get there first. ( FCFS …).
The quickest way
to double your money
is to fold it in half
and put it back in
your pocket.
We are all equal in
the eyes of God and
Bus drivers(accidents)
Who said there is no ragging in BITS . Ragging is official here just like audi ragging , mess ragging ………………
All come to AUDI RAG today ………………………………………..
A – Authorized ,
U – Unified ( person) ,
D – Deciding ,
I – Index ,
RAG
(for electing good leader )
So all come to AUDI RAG @ 7:30
Budh net su**s,
My tube light su**s,
But India rocks in the 3rd ODI
On cancelling common letters btw chiNTu & chiRu . we get NTR who succeeded in pols . hoping these 2 will also get same credit .
A bowler who can bat a bit , in Indian team is YUVARAJ.
pseudo-morals work real well
on the talk shows for the weak
but your selective judgements
and good guy badges
don't mean a fck to me ( means don’t hide in pseudo morals which just give good guy badges for us in society . Make changes in society to make it healthier ) .
"Death is a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees."
"The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault."
"Experience is the name every one gives to their mistakes."
Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.
A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall."
"War doesn't determine who right....war determines who's left."
If we don’t get what we want , then adjust with what we have
CHINTU = C(Chintu), H( Hired ) , IN(In),T(TO) ,U(union of students)
[ie chintu hired into students union == gen sec ]
My cg after 1-2 == present ( exact after ps )
=> no improvement && no depreciation .
Everybody's looking for something ,
Some of them want to use you ,
Some of them want to get used by you ,
Some of them want to abuse you ,
Some of them want to be abused. ,
I'm gonna know what's inside you
On cancelling common letters between chiNTu & chiRu , we get NTR who was successful in pols . Chintu was also successful , waiting for other too .
OOP oops
Leave the fckng ALGO ( DS) & ALL GO to cnot
Leave ALGO & have a BINGO
“DS” D grade yesssssss
FROGSAUR is the species which can implement either the noises of the dinosaur or the frog .
The poor have it . The rich want it , but if you eat it then u will die .
WHAT IS IT ????
ANS) NOTHING
Tour to simla in oasis 2k8 . ny1 interested can join us .
Patti tho chesina parupulapai pandulla padukunnara ?? Lechi radio ip venandi be http://172.16.9.86:8080
Set fashion & follow . All old things just swallow .
Tajmahal ne iliyana katinchindante nammutha , Charminar ne charmi katinchindante nammutha . kani dk radio bagoledhante nammanu . See dk radio @ 11pm ..
Innovation is increasing in BITS day by day . New games 1) 3 goal post foot ball is being conducted ( team A have to goal in B , team B have to goal in C, team C have to goal in A ) & 2) 4 way tug of war ( 4 side ropes & in the middle a pulley)
Its very difficult to view OPTI with my OPTICAL organ ( eyes) because it makes me flurry.
Its better to have 2 exams in one day than in 2 consecutive days , because one night out will be enough for reading both exams unlike 2 night outs in consecutive days
Time ki ammudu poye ( time taking ,confusing) baimaan coursulu manakanduku bhai . ( sequel of SYE movie ) == OPTI
"What I have been is what you are, but what I am, you will never be".
Name a place which has got approx 100 miles area and with approx 40 billion population ??
Ans) HELL . [ it is increasing more rapidly than Indian population growth rate].
http://www.av1611.org/hell.html
Black & White `s suck , but black & white rocks ( i.e black & white s => old movies suck but black & white => new 2008 released mov rocks ).
COARK lab is like a CORK ball to hit , for us ( ie as bitsians play with hard tennis ball only, so its difficult to hit cork ball ) .
Thats it for a while!!!
So lOng!
